About surzhyk

I've discovered for myself, which kind of surzhyk rapes my ears. It was so evident that I don't understand why I haven't remarked it yet. The formula is very simple: the product of the disgust to the simplicity (use rate) of the word is a constant. That is, they are reverse proportional. For example, I can stand if I hear: `Коли закінчиться ця бєсконєчна історія?' But something like: `Єслі ти будєш дома, подзвони подрузі', `Вибирай: я ілі пиво.' shocks me. To be honest, I have a weak suspicion, that this rule has its own exceptions.